The 6 Best Lies For Why You Can’t Talk on the Phone But Can Text →

“3. You’re studying to be a Cistercian monk and took a vow of silence, but texting is chill.

Sure, this may seem like a big change to anyone who knows you, but brush up on a thousand years of church history and incorporate words like “crucifixion” and “St. Bernard of Clairvaux” into the conversation and you’ll pull it off. If someone asks how the other monks feel about your texting, just tell them they haven’t said anything yet...”